Dreaming Up Ideas

I have been busy working on several blog posts, but they are for later this summer.  Meanwhile, I found myself less than excited by any of my other topic ideas, so I drifted over to a blog filled with a wealth of advice and inspiration, “Writing On The Wall” (you can find it in my blogroll).  Out of all the tags, I chose a section called, “Getting Ideas.”  http://writingonthewallblog.blogspot.com/search/label/getting%20ideas

Most of the posts were by a contributor named Annette Lyon, who shares a number strategies for jump-starting the creative process in fiction, as well as some interesting facts, like Orson Scott Card’s moment of inspiration for Ender’s Game, and this great quote from Tom Clancy:  “The difference between fiction and reality?  Fiction has to make sense.”

I especially liked Ms. Lyon’s account of wrestling with the infamous cliche that she heard from a college creative writing teacher – the famously stupid advice to “Write what you know.”  I suspect that most fantasy authors have never believing that nugget.  Write what you can imagine is more accurate for writers and poets from Homer to H.G. Wells, to J.K. Rowling, but Lyon’s misguided professor actually forced his students to compile a list of 100 things they knew, and were thus qualified to write about.

Lyon, who had wanted to be an author since the second-grade, was initially paralyzed by the realization that she didn’t know anything on her list well enough to write about it.  Fortunately for her and for us, she round-filed the list as soon as she could and rephrased the motto as, Write what you are willing to learn about.  

Any writer who has ever researched anything will agree with her, and reading her post, I realized that learning new things is one of my greatest pleasures in blogging.  And speaking of learning, check out “Writing on the Wall.”  Scroll through the tags and you’re bound to learn something new and find this sort of inspiration.

My 100th Post

Trying to find something appropriate to say on the occasion of a fairly incredible milestone like this is about as hopeless as trying to really comprehend one of those big birthdays, like turning 30 or 50.  Experientially, it feels pretty much like the day before, just as this feels pretty much like post 99 or post 17 for that matter.

What I can very truthfully say is how much I appreciate all my readers, all the comments I have received, and all the links I have followed to find kindred spirits sharing their own ideas.  There is no longer any doubt that community can exist in cyberspace.  Earlier this morning, in regard to something else, Mary reminded me of a detail from Peter S. Beagle’s, The Last Unicorn: unicorns don’t have to be in each other’s immediate company – as long as they know there are other unicorns in the world, they do not feel lonely.  Thanks to all of you.

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I started this post the way I started many others:  with an idea and the hope that it leads somewhere.  Very appropriately, I think, for such a significant milestone, the idea led me to Alfred E. Neuman.

This is because Jen left a comment on my “Deja Vue All Over Again” post, regarding the school bomb drills.  “I couldn’t imagine how afraid they all must have been,” she said.  That triggered several vivid memories of photos and caricatures in Mad Magazine.  Mad parodied Kennedy and Kruschev.  The editors didn’t shy away from pictures of mushroom clouds.  In a way, they taught us the same technique that Harry Potter and his friends learned when faced with a boggart, those magical creatures that take the shape of your greatest fear.  When faced with a boggart, you have to look it in the eye and say the magic word, “Riddikulus!”

Mad taught members of my generation to say “Riddiculus” to much more than just the cold war.  Nothing was out of reach of the parodies.  Mad took special aim at Madison Avenue, popular culture, politics, education – in fact most all the artifacts of the “normal” world of adults.  Appropriately, I learned about beatniks from Mad. I seem to remember a picture of William Gaines, the founder, sporting a goatee.

One day my mother caught me coming home with a copy of Mad.  “Let me see that!” she said.  She snatched it out of my hand and flipped through it, thinking, I guess, that it was some new kind of Playboy. She chuckled once or twice and handed the magazine back.  “I guess this is all right,” she said.  Yes and no.  In many ways, Mad was far more more subversive for a grade school kid than Playboy could every have been.

More than once over the years, I have seen articles on Mad Magazine’s influence on the ’60’s counterculture, for it taught a whole generation to laugh at the world they were going to inherit.  Few sacred cows escaped Mad’s satire.  I assumed there would be lots of dissertations on that subject by now, but when I did I a search, I could not find any.  What I did find – and this would have made Gaines laugh out loud – was a term paper on Mad for sale, that had its basic facts wrong in the synopsis.

Mad has, however, made a significant contribution to the field of computer science through the work of Donald Knuth, Professor Emeritus of Computer Programming at Stanford.  Knuth is:

Author of the seminal multi-volume work The Art of Computer Programming, [and] has been called the “father” of the analysis of algorithms, contributing to the development of, and systematizing formal mathematical techniques for, the rigorous analysis of the computational complexity of algorithms. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Knuth

Knuth’s first scientific article, “The Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures,” was published in a school magazine in 1957.  In it, he defined the basic unit of length as the thickness of Mad issue #26, and named the fundamental unit of force, the “whatmeworry.”  Mad bought the article and published it in issue #33, in June, 1957.

Remember that fun PBS show called, “Connections?”  The host, James Burke, loved to show how events, separated by centuries and thousands of miles, influenced each other.  So here, for this weighty and significant 100th post, is a brand new connection!   Think of it:  the influence of Mad Magazine on the man who taught us to analyze the sort of programming algorithms that make blogging possible.  Now if that’s not a happy thought, I don’t know what is!

Stylish Blogger – Moi?

Show of hands, how many liked gold stars in grade school?  Me too.

My friend, Rosi Hollinbeck, who blogs at The Write Stuff  http://rosihollinbeckthewritestuff.blogspot.com/, honored me with a Stylish Blogger Award, which is a kind of updated gold star for the information age.

What I have to do now is tell you seven things you did not know about me and then pass on the award to other bloggers I enjoy. So…

Seven Things You Did Not Know About Me

1)  I was born in Poughkeepsie, NY, home town of at least one celebrity, Ed Wood, the cross-dressing director of Plan Nine From Outer Space who was played by Johnny Depp in the 1994 movie.

2)  My first ambition in life, formed in early grade school, was to be a Paleontologist.  I’d read a biography of Roy Chapman Andrews, who made important discoveries in the Gobi Desert, and I had visited the New York Museum of Natural History.  Camp out in the desert, not wear a tie, dig up dinosaur bones – even today, that sounds like a pretty good job description!

3) When I was 15, my father’s work took the family to France for two years.  Not only did I get to soak in the atmosphere and art of Europe at a very impressionable age, but I also absorbed a huge dose of cultural relativism.  Since that time, I tend to experience every environment as an outsider – uncomfortable sometimes, especially when I was younger, but as a contemplative and a writer, seeing the ordinary as strange, and the strange as not so unusual has come to seem like a normal point of view.

4) I started writing stories about animals in the fourth grade.  In the fifth grade, I wrote a sequel to Wind in the Willows.  In high school I edited literary magazines.  When I went to college, I majored in English – a bad move, I am convinced, for someone who wants to be a writer.  English was so dry and the visual arts so compelling at that time, I transferred schools and majors in my junior year.  This was either (1) an unfortunate detour that took me away from writing for several decades, or (2) a necessary path of self-discovery, depending on how I look at it.  Most of the time, I see it as #2.

5) I taught drawing and photography at Butte College from 1980-1983, but after severe budget cuts, I went into computer graphics – not the whizzy, Pixar stuff, but engineering graphics, which proved to be a fortunate choice and a good way to make a living over the last quarter century.

6) A mutual friend had been trying to introduce Mary and me for some time, but she did not want to meet me.  Only John’s threat of cutting her off from his excellent Sunday brunches persuaded her to come.  Luckily for the both of us!  If all goes well, we will celebrate our 35th anniversary in June.

7) At the end of December, I retired.  A long chain of fortunate events and good karma allowed me to leave my day-job to work on pursuits like this that are closer to my heart.  I have not written about it before this because I’m still not used to it.  On Sunday afternoons, I still find myself thinking, “Oh crap, I haven’t done half of what I wanted to this weekend!”  Only later do I realize that Mondays are not as tough as they used to be.

Some Favorite Blogs

1)  Fiction after fifty:  Interesting ideas, trends, hints aimed at writers starting out later in life.  http://fictionafter50.com/

2) “I’ve noticed that blogs are mostly about the news, but I am going to go with The Olds.  Like my erstwhile Concord neighbor Thoreau, I prefer to reflect upon the timeless.” So begins the brief introduction to the blog of Lama Surya Das, who reflects on these timeless concerns from a unique point of view, informed by Tibetan Buddhism, but accessible to anyone:  http://surya.org/wp/

3)  Dr. Amy Rogers, a fellow member of the local chapter of the California Writer’s Club, writes and reviews medical and science thrillers, everything from The Andromeda Strain to Hound of the Baskervilles on sciencethrillers.com: http://www.sciencethrillers.com/about/

4)  At Tracking The Words, you can check the daily progress of a writer who has decided to self-publish this year.  You can find numerous links to the rapidly changing technology and attitudes toward ebooks and other non-traditional methods of getting your story into the hands of interested readers.  http://writingcycle.wordpress.com/

5) The Writer Unboxed:  A very active site with a rich store of interviews with authors and people involved in publishing.  I got some of the information for my post on Donald Maass from pieces on this site:  http://writerunboxed.com/

There are far more interesting blogs than hours in the day to discover them, so I will continue this later.

2010 in review

Thanks to everyone for stopping by in 2010!   I’ve enjoyed this a lot more than I expected, especially now that I think I have a clue on what I am doing.  I’m working on two new posts, and now that the New Year’s Stooge-a-Thon is over, I’ll get back to them any day now!

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL – Morgan

Here are a few interesting stats from WordPress:

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The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Fresher than ever.

Crunchy numbers

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The Leaning Tower of Pisa has 296 steps to reach the top. This blog was viewed about 1,200 times in 2010. If those were steps, it would have climbed the Leaning Tower of Pisa 4 times

In 2010, there were 51 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 154 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 75mb. That’s about 3 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was December 4th with 64 views. The most popular post that day was Good Grief – A Visit to the Charles Schulz Museum.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were mail.yahoo.com, en.wordpress.com, healthfitnesstherapy.com, facebook.com, and WordPress Dashboard.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for persephone, snoopy and woodstock, jerry uelsmann, hamster tish, and snoopy and woodstock christmas.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

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Good Grief – A Visit to the Charles Schulz Museum November 2010
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Hamster Collaborates with Nobel Laureate October 2010
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About June 2010

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Also About July 2010
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“Tinsel,” by Hank Stuever, and other Christmas musings. November 2010
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